When there's a sex scene
fuckyeahsillymoo: You’re with your parents: You’re with your friends: You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
"I'm 5000 percent sure
he’s the father” “ok ma’am, ready for the results?”
(+) + (-) = :).... right?
WRONG. I mentioned how I really wanted a new electric guitar. my friend James surprised me by giving me his. and my friend Robbie gave me his old amp…….. with shitty wiring. James and I worked on the amp for a good 45 minutes. Robbie is making me pay for his amp.. claiming I broke it. it was already broken, asshole. James being the gentleman.. payed for it. and now I have an...
virus= or > math
mouth pain = ear pain } contribute to stomach pain = vomit ÷ peptobismol = or > (:
the sky is compensating for it’s lack of snow this winter by snowing non-stop now. calm down.. we’re not making fun of your little penis anymore.
I love you
I love how you give me presents with your own presence I love how you sound, and you make me listen and how you sing, makes me want to sing from my heart oh wont you be mine forever?<3
thank you sky
It snowed for the first time this new year in the Mat-Su Valley today. finally, instead of Chinooks, there’s some white over this ugly brown town
I woke up at 5:40, instead of 3:20 I forgot about my mid-terms had a dentist appointment, and it hurts boyfriend was way too hyper ran out of money lost the key to my house my ride to the dentist… was asleep. so I had to call my brother all the way in from Palmer. shiiit.
I feel like vomiting ribbons
and shooting lasers out of my eyes
I had plans to clean my room today then go to the gym. as I was laying in my bed trying to work up the will to move, my cat laid on my back. which helped me decide what I would do. I ended up staying in today.
Today I went to my mailbox and saw a black poodle sitting there, I took him inside, and called the number on his tags. he’s from Minnesota. I live in Alaska