January 2011
11 posts
When there's a sex scene
fuckyeahsillymoo:
You’re with your parents:
You’re with your friends:
You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
"I'm 5000 percent sure
he’s the father”
“ok ma’am, ready for the results?”
(+) + (-) = :).... right?
WRONG.
I mentioned how I really wanted a new electric guitar.
my friend James surprised me by giving me his.
and my friend Robbie gave me his old amp…….. with shitty wiring.
James and I worked on the amp for a good 45 minutes. Robbie is making me pay for his amp.. claiming I broke it. it was already broken, asshole.
James being the gentleman.. payed for it. and now I have an...
virus= or > math
mouth pain = ear pain } contribute to stomach pain = vomit ÷ peptobismol = or > (:
slow down
the sky is compensating for it’s lack of snow this winter by snowing non-stop now.
calm down.. we’re not making fun of your little penis anymore.
I love you
I love how you give me presents with your own presence
I love how you sound, and you make me listen
and how you sing, makes me want to sing from my heart
oh wont you be mine forever?<3
thank you sky
It snowed for the first time this new year in the Mat-Su Valley today. finally, instead of Chinooks, there’s some white over this ugly brown town
Generally shitty
I woke up at 5:40, instead of 3:20
I forgot about my mid-terms
had a dentist appointment, and it hurts
boyfriend was way too hyper
ran out of money
lost the key to my house
my ride to the dentist… was asleep. so I had to call my brother all the way in from Palmer.
shiiit.
I feel like vomiting ribbons
and shooting lasers out of my eyes
good intentions
I had plans to clean my room today then go to the gym. as I was laying in my bed trying to work up the will to move, my cat laid on my back. which helped me decide what I would do.
I ended up staying in today.
fucking dogs
Today I went to my mailbox and saw a black poodle sitting there, I took him inside, and called the number on his tags. he’s from Minnesota. I live in Alaska